ELIZABETH HURLEY
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Red Rover , Red Rover , Liz Hurley Bend Over
Elizabeth Hurley has been a very naughty girl. So naughty, in fact, that we're tempted to just take her over our knee and . . . oops, better not encourage her. Because according to Los Angeles magazine, the actress-Estée Lauder spokesmodel is none other than the inventor of "The Spanking Game." We hesitate to go over the rules with you because it can only lessen the effectiveness of corporal punishment, but here goes: one guest at a dinner party, probably Hurley, bends over the sofa while blindfolded. The guests line up to administer one scolding slap on the rear, and the spankee is not released until she correctly identifies who smacked her bottom. You can imagine that the London tabloids have had some fun with this naughty bit. Headlines have included "Spank You Very Much" and "Liz Hurt-y." The New York Post caught up with Hurley at a function for Pleasures for Men--a new Estée Lauder cologne, not a description of Hurley's party activities--but the beauty had no comment. The aforementioned British tabs are not above some serious analysis; one sex expert speculated in the Times of London that Hurley's spanking fixation comes "from the days when we were apes and having a red bottom was a mark of sexual attraction." Gotta love those red butts. The Times noted the appropriate title of Hurley and Grant's production company: Simian Films .
...... May 8, 1997
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Annesley - who now owns an LA restaurant favoured by the likes of Helen Hunt and Anne Heche - refuses to discuss the story . But he wasn't so shy four years ago when he spilled the beans to potential investors he was trying to woo for a film . " We liked a bit of spanking , " he was quoted as saying at the time . " Nothing vicious , just a hand or maybe the back of a hairbrush on the bare bottom . We're not talking lovey-dovey . This was just raw sex . "
................ ' Liz stole my man '
Elizabeth
Hurley , Jordache Jeans and a Whip
Jordache jeans has signed Elizabeth Hurley to be its spokeswoman, as part of its campaign to reinvigorate the classic 80s jeans line. The photo shoot was done by photographer Michael Thompson and features Hurley wearing the jeans and carrying a whip .
The latest campaign exemplifies Jordache's commitment to the classic quality it is known for , with a sexy sophistication that keeps Jordache a celebrity and fashions a favorite . In the campaign , Hurley wears the Jordache Vintage line , sold in high-end retail stores as well as the new Jordache Legacy line launching exclusively at Macy's across the country this fall . All jeans have embroidered back pocket stitching with superior fits and modern styles .
" We are thrilled to be working with Elizabeth Hurley , " says Liz Berlinger , President of Jordache Enterprises . " With success as an actress , model , business woman and mother , Liz represents everything the Jordache brand is about . We chose her because she is the true modern woman . " Liz's look was facilitated by make-up artist Stephane Marais and hairstylist Serge Normant . ............
So , apparently whips are the new " in " accessory . Miss USA cracked a riding whip when she appeared as a jockey during the recent Miss Universe pageant . Madonna has lots of riding-themed bits with whip-cracking in her current sold out Confessions tour . Now , Elizabeth Hurley wears Jordache jeans ( which has a horse logo ) and sports a riding crop . Because if you don't buy Jordache jeans , someone's due for a big spanking .
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Steve Kmetko : The day
before her new collection debuts , Donatella’s office is all abuzz with
last-minute fittings AND nervous energy .
[ FADE back to Versace Headquarters , where Donatella stands next to Elizabeth
Hurley , who is holding a flute of champagne , smoking a cigarette and wearing a
long purple dress with the receiver of the yellow telephone attached right above
her breasts . ]
Donatella Versace : Miss Hurley is the perfect model for my dresses .
Elizabeth Hurley : [ in a flawless English accent ] I love these clothes .
Because they’re so naughty . It’s like wearing a spanking . [ sips champagne
]
...........
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Shopping amid the hurley burley
SHE'S in Sydney on a flying visit and has a packed schedule , but Liz Hurley still found time to shop .
She spent 45 minutes at David Jones' Westfield Bondi Junction store yesterday
afternoon with Indian businessman boyfriend Arun Nayar , checking out the
women's wear section .
It's unclear whether she was just browsing or attempting to find a dress to wear at a cocktail party at Guillaume at Bennelong , which she will host tonight .
Earlier in the day, the two took a Harbour cruise before arriving in a silver Maserati at Icebergs in Bondi for lunch at 1.30pm .
They lunched until 4pm with representatives of the Estee Lauder cosmetics company of which Hurley is the " face " .
A Ferrari-driving South African patron told Confidential he'd sent a $500 bottle of champagne to Hurley's table – " but she didn't even thank me " .
( No doubt , viewers will have some suggestions to remedy this oversight ! .... Spankoz )
.............. Sydney Confidential , October 28, 2004
( Spankoz photograph , Sydney ,
2004 )
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" Elliot Richards : You are so bad !
The Devil : ( As she holds a ruler . ) I know . I've been really naughty , haven't I ? Perhaps a good spanking's in order ?
Elliot Richards : Is that all you ever think about ? Is that all life is to you , sex , sex , sex ?
The Devil : Of course not ! There's greed , gluttony , sloth , vanity , anger , envy ... "
( From DOUBLE
WHAMMY )
