DVD Review
Moralizing and censorious bluenoses would have one believe that
pornography and sexually-oriented materials are a manifestation of the
recent decline in morality. This disregards the fact that pornography
has always been avidly sought even back to ancient times (and was even
then considered to be an indication of fallen morals as well). A picture
has grown up of a rather asexual and prudish life in the early 20th
century, but this collection of century-old pornography proves that this
could hardly be farther from the truth. Indeed, the antics of our
grandparents and great-grandparents on display here violate numerous
taboos that cannot be broken in pornography even today.
Dating from about 1905 to 1930, this set of 12 films, running from about
one to seven minutes in length, give a varied picture of the sexual
appetites and fantasies of our forebears. There's the usual, including
mild fetishism, spanking, lesbianism and the like. The first few films
are decidedly soft core, with the first, Combing Her Hair (1905)
more of an arty little nude study than porn. Faimette Workshop
(1921) plays more like soft core, with what appears to be simulated sex
but nonetheless enthusiastic as some factory girls are caught in
flagrante by their boss, who takes advantage of them. School for
Spanking (1925) plays with the teacher fetish and combines it with
spanking. The dirty old man of legend and joke is the focus of Agenor
is Picking Up, as he attempts to cure his priapism by bedding every
woman he sees.
These aren't just sex loops, though that's their primary function. An
effort at creating an historical mood is on display in The
Musketeer's Dinner (1920), as a Louis XIII-era character has his way
with a serving wench, Miss Butterfly encapsulates Puccini's opera
in a smutty manner, allowing Cio-Cio-San to comfort herself with her
female companion, Pinkerton to be serviced by a young Chinese boy, and
then finally for everyone to pile onto each other. There's a good deal
of group sex on display here, and no one seems very particular about
gender, age, or other characteristics.
In addition to ready bisexuality, there are other taboos being flouted
here. There are not one but two separate films centring on naughty nuns
and priests, making Mr. Abbot Bitt at Convent (1925) and Homework
(1920) two of the earliest nunsploitation pictures on record. But that's
not the half of it. There are urination frolics, homosexual rape, voyeurism, and even onscreen bestiality in these pictures. Yikes. It's
not likely that you'll find such verboten material on display at your
local adult bookstore. The package concludes with an animated short from
1925, Buried Treasure, featuring the amusing character Eveready
Harton, who has an interesting relationship with his detachable penis.
The piece is quite surprising and hilarious in its own very smutty way,
and features still more animal antics.
Michel Reilhac is listed as the director of this 2002 assemblage, though
the shorts themselves are completely uncredited (other than a few joke
credits). Little is provided in the way of explanatory material beyond
the statement that many of these films were shown at brothels for the
entertainment of customers. A few silly remarks are provided on
intertitles in between the films, but no information regarding their
provenance, history, or preservation is included. While the names of the
participants are most likely lost to history, surely there must be more
that can be said about these films. Despite that, this is an
entertaining and undeniably little collection of vintage erotica;
somehow the patina of 75 to 100 years gives them a respectability that
is sorely lacking from any similar modern shot-on-video feature with
similar subject matter. Recommended, but only to very open-minded fans
of silent cinema or those interested in the historical origins of modern
porn. Just don't look for it on the shelves at Wal-Mart.
Rating for Style: B
Rating for Substance: B-
Image Transfer Review: The quality of the
prints themselves vary widely; School of Spanking is very
scratched and worn, while Agenor is Picking Up is in beautiful
shape. The expected scratches and wear are present on all of them;
considering these prints must have suffered extremely heavy usage over
the years, it's a marvel that they're in as good condition as they are.
The films are from French archives (some of them only have French
intertitles, which are untranslated) and thus PAL/NTSC conversion is at
times an issue. On most of them, ghosting artefacts are present to a
mild degree only and it's quite invisible when run at speed. However, Massages
(1920) suffers from fairly severe ghosting throughout. All of the films
are rather soft and dupey; no doubt the negatives eventually wore out on
these films from overprinting. However, there is plenty of naughty
detail for the interested viewer.
Image Transfer Grade: B-
Audio Transfer
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Language
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Remote Access
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DS 2.0
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(music only)
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no
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Audio Transfer Review: The audio is a piano
score composed and performed by Eric Le Guen. The audio is very clean,
and has a decent presence, giving the viewer the feeling of sitting in a
French brothel with the piano player nearby accompanying the loops. The
charming and screen-specific accompaniment helps these old bits of smut
keep a veneer of respectability despite their depraved subject matter.
Audio Transfer Grade: A-
Disc Extras
Full Motion menu with music
Scene Access with 14 cues and remote access
Packaging: Amaray
Picture Disc
1 Disc
1-Sided disc(s)
Layers: single
Extras Review: Absolutely no extra materials
are provided. Chaptering is one stop per short film, and that's quite
satisfactory.
Extras Grade: D-
Final Comments
Make no mistake; this isn't just naughty, it's honest-to-god
pornography. Nonetheless, it manages to be pretty entertaining in its
own right and the distance of many decades gives it a charm and presence
all its own. Just as porn was a driving force for the success of VHS and
cable television, it had its place in the development of film too, and
we're lucky that these pictures have been preserved and made available
as a document of an aspect of social history all too often swept under
the rug.
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