SPANKING LIMERICKS
( Mostly stolen from SCSW . )
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A sweet little angel
called Bec
was guilty of bouncing a check.
Panties down, OTK,
kicking wildly away,
would she do it again? In a sec!
I knocked, then I
opened with care.
She was inside, bent over a chair.
I lifted her skirt,
said "My dear, this might hurt",
grabbed a beer and went to prepare
Said a sweet girl
from fair Nova Scotia,
"Hon, I don't
think this spanking's quite kosher.
Being spanked with
your hand
I find utterly
grand;
But - a folded-up
holiday brochure???"
There was this
beautiful Spanish lass,
Who truly had a
most spankable ass.
It wasn't round
and pink,
As one might be
led to think -
But was grey, had
long ears and ate grass.
A certain man
from Brum
Enjoys spanking
his lady's bum.
The lady, named Beate,
Loves the hand
of her Sweetie,
But is certainly
NOT 'under his thumb'.
A beautiful girl
named Beate ,
was practising
daily karate.
She says she's
like prey
so I wonder:
"Hey,
How many guys
chasing Bee are there?"
There is
a lovely car fan named John
Who
mistakes himself for a Dom.
Truth is
he's more like a cuddly bear
You ask
where to find such a man, where?
Nowhere
else than in Brum!
"Come here
and say that!" she said.
Then she bonked
him upside the head
He turned a
quick stare
Then made her
butt bare
And spanked her
and put her to bed
Cranky and
crabby she was
When asked why, she
said "just because'
So her panties
were dropped
And her bare
bottom popped
Till a
climax retracted her claws
Her bottom was
craving some heat
So she set out
to get her butt beat
Butt she found
out that fire
Would come of
his ire
Now she can't
even sit on her seat
Pull down your
panties my dear
It is past time
I paddled your rear
You've acted the
tease
And my temper needs
ease
You won't sit
for a week now I fear
There once was a nasty
old fart
Who thought
spanking a woman an art
He was right of
course
And felt no
remorse
For the bottoms
he'd paddled right smart
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