WAYNE'S COOL PAGE
WAYNE ( SOMETIMES KNOWN AS " LUCKLESS " AT OUR PARTIES ) HAS BEEN GIVEN THIS PAGE TO IMPROVE HIS PROSPECTS . SPANKOZ IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CONTENT BELOW THIS LINE !
( WE DID NOT HAVE THE HEART TO TELL HIM THAT HIS BACKGROUND IMAGE IS FEMALE / FEMALE . )
Hi guys and chicky babes this is my really cool web page. Free stuff for the babes . Hot times in OZ with the Wayne . Come on chicky babes time to party in Sydney.
Grab my neat photos :
( BUT THESE ARE NOT WAYNE ! - Spankoz )
( WE THINK HE STOLE THESE FROM BELINDA AND OTHERS- Spankoz )
Try my really great Pickup Technique :
Try my really great Pickup Lines :
It's a good thing I've got a Porsche, 'cause you've got some dangerous curves.
Does your butt hurt? Because I have been staring at it for the past half hour.
( Wayne : " So what do you do for a living ? "
Woman : " I'm a female impersonator . " )
( His latest pickup . )
...... Spankoz
Grab my neat jokes:
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad
place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to
support you.
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me !
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A circus owner runs an
ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up.
One is a good looking lad in his mid twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde
about the same age.
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar-coat it - - this is
one ferocious lion.
He ate my last tamer so you guys better be good or you're history.
Here's your equipment: chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"
The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the
whip and the gun and steps right into the lions' cage. The lion starts to snarl
and pant and begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws open her
coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts
licking her ankles. He continues to lick her calves, kisses them and rests his
head at her feet.
The circus owner's mouth is on the floor.
He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life."
He then turns to the young man and asks, "Can you top that?"
The young man replies, "No problem, just get that stupid lion out of the
way !"
How I know when a chicky babe wants a spanking :
She rolls away from me in bed .
She answers a question with " Don't want to " .
She wears one of my really neat aprons .
This is how I check chicky babes out :
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to the Wayne
( His latest girlfriend , he writes all of his own personals ! )
( Wayne's latest nightmares , from Strictwomen
and NU-WEST/LEDA
. )
( And a few others . )
( His new friend comes from The
Other World Kingdom )
( Wayne suggested a threesome in the pub , this is what he got . )
( Unfortunately , the girl's mother was at the next table . )
( Wayne's latest pickup from the Hellfire Club . )
( Wayne's latest new experience . )
( Wayne's newest friends , two are
from HARD
SPANKING VIXENS . )
( Maybe he's finally gotten lucky , but this is from Spanking
Images . )
( Wayne lost a bet at the Louisville
LebowskiFest
, 2006 and had to pay a Derby City Roller Girl to spank him , but it was for
charity !
